Was Overheard

What

An anonymous way to "tweet" the things you overhear.

How

Follow wasoverheard on Twitter (hint: f wasoverheard via Twitter to follow). Then use the "d" shortcut to send a direct message to wasoverheard:

d wasoverheard @username what they said

If you omit the @username, it will be attributed to "someone." Either way, YOU stay anonymous.

Recently overheard:

Someone: "3rd time makes you a hooker"
Someone: "3rd time makes you a hooker"
@technosailor: "it fits you cause it's throaty"
@technosailor: "it fits you cause it's throaty"
@technosailor: "it fits you cause it's throaty"
@trevor: "What are you doing with that bag of jolly ranchers and condoms?"
Someone: "It's been irritatingly documented."
@technosailor: "I've worn a dress"
@jeremywright: "I really like the exfoliatin stuff I had"
@jeremywright: "If I could ride in a fighter jet, I would wear depends"
Someone: "These cookies from Planned Parenthood are filled with condom-y goodness."
@originalanalog: "to @sheaj12: You're a new media sarcastic cow."
@technosailor: "more meat, less balls"
@technosailor: "My bladder had a rage."
@laughingsquid: "this drunk twittering thing is kind of fun, well, as long as I don't get quoted anywhere (whoops, forget I just said that)"
@scobleizer: "(Bloggers)... are supposed to report news, not make news"
@jojomexi: "Yes i want to make asian babies with you!"
@alexknowshtml: "unmedicated schizophrenics make the world go 'round"
Someone: "someone: What is the past tense of Twitter? Twat?"
@gruber: "The boy salts his meat the way Dunkin powders their donuts."
@chesh2000pro: "you get much farther when you use two hands"
@stevenfisher: "I don't like the Starbucks Pikes Place coffee. Tastes like bad coffee mixed with flat beer"
Someone: "Canada has the only army in the world that nobody is afraid of"
Someone: "alisonmcneill it sticks out so far!!! Damnit!"
@underelvis: "entering all these email addresses=watching a fight btwn Gmail&Yahoo with Mac & AOL giving a kick once in a while"
@ianivs: "oh, i've had harder balls than that"
Someone: "you're preaching to the soloist!"
@thursdayb: "I eat vegans. They're tasty"
@agfhome: "twitter is the new minesweeper"
@cashv: "My porn name is "Tejano Explosion."